Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I Want To Buy A Lighthouse

There are no Lighthouses for sale on Ebay.What the hell is that?!What happened to "Whatever IT is you want...Ebay has IT"?
That's a huge lie because I want a lighthouse and I can't find one on Ebay.I don't know what I would do with a lighthouse but it seems to be such a glamorous and serene idea.I kind of want a train too but I suppose I'll start on the lighthouse first.So please help me make that happen.
I want this one in Godrevy:
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I'll take this one in Whales too.
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I'm thinking I'll paint it orange and black leopard print.

If you're feeling sorry for me(which I'm sure you're not)you can donate to my Beauty In Sinking Ships:If Anyone Deserves It,It's Me Fund.Basicaly you give me enough money to hold Mat Devine's mother for ransom until Mat agrees to give me a copy.Of course you could always kidnap Jessica Stramer until Jon Radtke gives me his copy.Although I don't think he actualy has one because he tends to be off on timing.He said they were going to tour with the Pink Spiders a year before they did.He said they were going to The Masquerade long before they did.I think he has pyschic abilities.So by the time I get enough money to kidnap Jess he will probably have it.Unless of course he has the same idea as I do and wants to take Mat Devines mother for ransome.It wouldn't cost him as much.

Now I don't know if this is in fact Mat Devine's mother but it came up on an image search.Just go with this reference.It can't hurt.Plus,I see a resemblence.
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This blog is going nowhere fast.I thought I would just say that On The Last Day is a pussy band.They pulled off their tour last night for a reason unknown to me.They probably went to Moe's and never came back because they got fat.If they do get fat then they would be copying Aiden more then ever.Sorry wiL but you were fat.